Thursday, June 24, 2010

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Breaking news, folks. You are hearing it here first. Our undercover operatives have discovered a vast left wing conspiracy in which proponents of Obamacare are injected with a chemical that imbues the injectee with the ability to create drones known as Obamazombies, simply by breathing on a person.

Pictured at left is President Obama personally creating a new drone of the infamous Paul McCartney. McCartney was actually an early convert who was more than happy to breath deeply directly from Barry Obama's mouth. McCartney complained briefly of a terrible stench but then proceeded to lift his arms directly in front of himself as he shuffled off chanting Obama slogans in a low tone.

In addition to our recently confirmed reports of the creation of Obamazombies, we are also getting word of unauthorized paranormal legislative activity. We cannot verify these reports at this time but we will keep you informed.

Stay tuned to the Doerbitter Dispatch for your latest updates on all things political. You just can't make this stuff up, folks.

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